THE SCENE: In the shower with Child 1. I’ve just turned the water off. Child 1: My bum, it’s all wet! My bum, it’s sore! [Pulls butt cheeks apart.] Take a look! I’m married to your father, my dear girl, I’m not that naïve.
I volunteer with a local baby and toddler group, and my main job is to help organise the arts and crafts table. This week we’re doing decorated cardboard roll cuffs (inspired by Kids Activities Blog), and the mums tend to prefer a sample of ‘finished product’ so they know what they’re aiming for. So Child […]