Category Archives: Slap my head and call me stupid

Trying to hydrate

Some children refuse to drink plain water. The Child pretty much just hardly drank anything. I tried putting a piece of cut or crushed fruit into her drinking water to give it a little flavour. It helps that she loves fruit so much my teeny weeny white lie — about how she couldn’t reach the […]

Keep on rollin’

I cannot believe it took me this long to make play dough. My sister posted a recipe months ago, but having to cook it turned me off (too lazy). The Child has shown mild interest in the stuff at groups and play dates, and we were stuck at home waiting for a delivery this morning […]

Rubbing food into my face

Years, years I’ve spent trying to stop my face from being SUPER-COMBINATION EVERYTHING MAKES IT EITHER TOO DRY OR OVER-OILY. I’m not a big make-up user, I am genetically-predisposed to milia, and I don’t have a lot of time or the inclination to spend money on face washes, toners, and moisturisers. For years, I used […]